- wake up: exhausted
- 12 pm: exhausted
- 3 pm: fucking exhausted
- 5 pm: really fucking exhausted
- 7 pm: about to pass out
- bed time: the energy of 5 million condensed suns
April 2013
8 posts
the guy on the radio just said “gas prices aren’t so bad if you consider you’re really buying liquid explosive dinosaurs” and my perspective on life is forever changed
March 2013
11 posts
“Well if this is the face of a sinner, and if heaven is only for winners, well I don’t care… ‘cause I won’t know anybody there.”
—(via inthelifeofperfectautumntuesday)
“You’ve fallen in love in the worse way. And if you don’t go now, then you stay. ‘Cause I’ll never let you leave, never let you breathe. ‘Cause if you’re looking for Heaven, baby, it sure as hell ain’t me.”
—(via inthelifeofperfectautumntuesday)
D r u n k a s f u c k
- Drunk Drew: Kiss me.
- Me: I will in the morning.
- Drunk Drew: My face will be gone in the morning.
Drunk Drew is Drunk
- Drew: Myself. Mice....elf...
“I used to waste my time dreaming of being alive. Now I only waste it dreaming of you.”
—(via inthelifeofperfectautumntuesday)
“If you lose your nerve before you hit the bottom, you’ll never really succeed.”
—(via inthelifeofperfectautumntuesday)
Snoop Dogg's Vitamin Water
- Me: *picks up vitamin water*
- Drew: I hear Snoop Dogg invented that... And I'm probably wrong.
The Slut Lizard
- Drew: "Slut" sounds like a kind of lizard.
February 2013
25 posts
“When they made me, they broke the mold.”
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- Facebook: Lying to people you know.
- Tumblr: Being honest with complete strangers.
WHY IS IT SO HARD FOR ME TO LEAVE THIS WEBSITE
leaving home is always hard
That was beautiful.
“I felt like destroying something beautiful.”
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its fucked up how planes can fly without flapping their wings
Last night I went to Starbucks and when the guy finished my drink, he bent down and wispered, “Don’t let anyone dull your sparkle.” I just smiled and took my drink, and while I was leaving I heard the other worker saying: “WOULD YOU STOP TELLING PEOPLE THAT, NOBODY CARES ABOUT YOUR INSPIRATIONAL SHIT!” and the guy responded with, “Gurl, there is no way in hell I am letting you dull my sparkle.”
Perhaps you could fill a warehouse
with the things I do not know
but one thing I am certain of
is that you are an asshole
if you don’t invite me
to that warehouse
