I can’t even.
24th April 2013
Reblogged From dirtydancingwithdemons
Notes: 15774
- Drunk Drew: Kiss me.
- Me: I will in the morning.
- Drunk Drew: My face will be gone in the morning.
- Drew: Myself. Mice....elf...
- Me: *picks up vitamin water*
- Drew: I hear Snoop Dogg invented that... And I'm probably wrong.
- Drew: "Slut" sounds like a kind of lizard.
just spooning my boyfriend
out of his container
it’s ice cream
- Ice King: How about I make us some omlettes?
- Jake: That sounds pretty good actually.
- Ice King: I'm gonna put my foot in it. Eating a part of me will bring us closer together. I'll be inside of you.
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